Musings of Suresh “Great Baron” Jeyaverasingam

September 14, 2005

In search of “Distraction” & Getting Caught big TIME!!

Filed under: Malaysia

I was tickled pink when I read this this article. Go ahead click the link and return back.

I could assume this scenario:

Driver: Hey babe, what say we go and experiment

Lady: Sure Hun, where do you want to do it.

Driver: Fidgeting his keys, Hmm….how about the motel nearby.

Lady: amboi..tak sabar sabar ya

So after their appropriate ‘rendezvous’ this guy sleeps. I mean…2 1/2 hrs of rendezvous…sure you’d get tired right. Both of them must have been going like there’s no tomorrow.

So this guy then alerts the police after discovering that his employer’s car was stolen. His employer happens to be a member of a royal family. Whew…Already using his employer’s car to solicit ’special’ services and now losing it to his new found interest.

I actually wonder what was going through the police sergeant when he was writing the missing car report.

Sergeant: Jadi Kamu hilang kereta

Casanova Victim: Ya…Kereta Majikan, Pastikan kamu dapatkan kereta itu, kepunyaan ahli
keluarga diraja

Sergeant: Baik, kami akan buat yang sepatutnya, ada apa-apa barang berharga di dalam ?

Casanova: Senapang Patah(shot gun, I think that’s the translation…may be wrong)

Sergeant: Baik, dimana kamu hilang kereta tersebut

Casanova: Jalan Chow Kit sana

Sergeant: Chow Kit ??? Apa kamu buat di sana?

Casanova: eh..apa kamu mahu tahu…itu business saya ler

Sergeant: Kena tahu encik . Itu
kawasan merah….Apa encik buat!!

Casanova: HEY!!! Kamu tahu siapa saya…ada contact di Istana..Jaga Jaga…saya jumpa kawan.!

Sergeant:
Baik…kawan encik..org perempuan…?

Casanova: silent..

Sergeant then sees the girl and thinks, “oh…patutlah dia diam…ambil servis ler dia tu…eh leh…..ingat org baik….habislah dia…”

Well…I’m just speculating what the guy was thinking. Don’t flame me. Working for a royal family a person should have an unblemished backround and even more pristine moral values. Looks like this guy is going to be in a hard time…or perhaps he would be forgiven….Well…I certainly don’t want someone to taint my name…

Besides look at what the Sun said

“Police have nabbed a 35-year-old woman, believed to be a prostitute, driving the car in Jalan Ipoh”

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