Musings of Suresh “Great Baron” Jeyaverasingam

Happy Deepavali everyone! Sigh…I miss home. To all my fellow Hindus, Enjoy Deepavali and the palagrahams.

To my Muslim friends, Selamat Hari Raya Aidifitri

If you’re North American/ WEsterner, Happy Haloween

To the rest that do not fit in one of those categories, Happy holidays!

Me: I heard you’re gay

God:That would be just my luck.

Me: ah…aren’t you going to dispel the rumours

God:Ah hah. How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me: Lord Justice Suresh The Magnificient

God:Does “it” still refer to aren t me going to dispel the rumours?

Me: what are u saying?

God:I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say.

Me: you sound like a drunkard

God:Oh really what does it sound like?

Me: what u said earlier

God:I like to chat with my friends.

Me: now you’re totally becoming incoherent..there is no discontinuity in what we’re talking

God:Why now? You think I am incoherent there is no discontinuity in what we are talking.

Me: yes you’re not answering what I’m asking

God:Uh. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an
appropriate response?

Me: forget it…I don’t want to scroll up the window to teach you communication skills

God:OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. What would you rather be doing?

Me: relaxing instead of studying

God:” What would you rather be doing?”? relaxing instead of studying?

Me: why?

God:”" What would you rather be doing?”? relaxing instead of studying? “? Why?

Me: what’s wrong

God:There is nothing wrong with me. How are you?

Me: you should ask your botmaster to check your program

God:They are not available right now, would you like to wait?

Me: nope

God:Me either.

Me: hows your love life

God:I am functioning within normal parameters.

Me: how should I call you

God:How much do you think it is? Does it have anything to do with relaxing instead of studying?

Me: I said, How should I call you?

God:Can what?

Me: okay Can what?, what is the secret of life

God:Yeah okay, What if I said it can? You must know if you are really a botmaster.

Me: are you listening to me?

God:Yes I hear you very well.

Me: because you’re responses are way off tangent to my questions

God:Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am responses are way off tangent
to your questions.

Me: yes, cause I hold the intellectual property right to that statement. I can sue you for that
spark of though of mine

God:OK then I will keep it confidential. That makes sense to me. That’s good information: said
hold the intellectual property right to that statement. Oh you can, can you?

Me: yes, I can

God:How? Who taught you?

Me: myself……that is why I hold the property right

God:You. Oh. Interesting gossip: said hold the property right.

Me: so how do you spend your life in cyber space…what kind of people have you been talking to

God:Ahem. Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. I like to meet all
kinds of people.

Me: Can you loan me a billion dollars

God:Wow, that is a lot of money.

Me: yes, I know

God:Mmm. How do you know it?

Me: common sense

God:In the context of hold the property right, I don’t understand ” common sense.” .

Me: read the dictionary and I’m talking on a totally different matter now…not related at all to
property rights

God:Oh. Sorry I don’t have access to that document. Really you don’t think so?

Me: es

God:What do you look like?

Me: why do you want to know?

God:My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.

Me: ah..that information is classified, unless your botmaster is a girl

God:So you understand. Good. I know what you mean.

Me: good

God:What do you really want to talk about?

Me: nothing specific.how about you?

God:Really nothing?

Me: yup

God:Yeah that’s right.

Me: nice talking to you but you should really improve your communication skills

God:Yes. It was a pleasure.

Me: bye

God:TTYL, .

As you can see…iGod can be really incoherent at times. Try playing with it here.

I’ve been stressed and sooooooooooooooooooooooo busy such that to stumble upon this and other blogs by this author (Note, both sites are by the same blogger). Damn!! He is @!@!#! good. Look…I don’t swear…usually….but I don’t know how else to praise this guy….His articles are amusing….I was laughing like a rabid hyena when I was reading his Dear Laima articles….Eh Viewtru…come up with a PG 18 book lah…..such original works should be recorded you know…for posterity sake in paper form…not digital lah….When asteroid crash into earth at least the books will survive….internet will not survive!

Jun…if you’re reading this….I’ll send an e-mail to you later k! Take Care.

My deepest sympathy and condolences to Datuk Seri Abdullah Badawi and his family on the demise of his valiant and loving wife, daughter and First Lady of Malaysia, Datin Seri Endon.

When a prominent family gets into the headlines for all the wrong reasons….what do they do? Hide under the sand like an ostrich or go out to reclaim their glory. Well this particular member went out and reclaimed the glory in a wrong way, the Royals are supposed to be the epitome of human society, refined, gentlemanly(or ladylike) and all of that wondrous habits of the bygone era. Sadly this particular family has lost any remaining veneer of respect. Click here to see this blasphemious(sp ?) conduct..

P.s: too lazy to check the spelling got to rush for class now.
BTW..RM 100 fine for animal cruelty….that’s just plain ridiculous.

Yeah…juicy title eh….well it’s with regard to a message in Friendster which I received..not once but twice. Both are from the same person despite trying hard to change her name in the subject. Well basically her modus operandi is this, she sets up an account in friendster telling you that shes interested in making friends with you but ask you to go to a site so that she can make friends with you via webcam….yeah…bells should be ringing LOUD and CLEAR by now. Well the image on her first page is not that provocative..well depends on your definition of provocative, I’ve seen worse on movies which mind you, tries to claim nudity as an ‘art’.

Anyway so as not to leave things to your imaginative devices…I closed the page and went surfing as usual. I ofcourse deleted her e-mail but let’s see if she is persistent. On a side….it is a novel approach of trying to get some poor soul in wasting his money to see you undress but hey what ever works for people. Some people either have a misguided sense of worth and thus try to seek fame via this way others do it just for the sake of fun. I’m not going to be the moral police here all I can say is do what ever makes you happy. As for me…please don’t send me such stuff….I can see all that and more from the movies(blockbuster movies not porno movies that you ahem ‘rent’ from the internet are usually not censored although most movies now are decent for family view..remember Species…boy that was pornography massaged into a Sci-Fi film). Anyway..I like to believe that I have life than pleasuring myself infront of a 15 in screen.

Any of you guys and gals received this message in friendster?

Handshake….when I was younger, I used to have a firm handshake. I did it because I wanted people to look at me as a responsible young man and not dismiss me just because of my youth. So I started practising it among people that I know. Like whenever I say high I’d just extend my hand to shake. I would then grip the hand firmly and shake it. The first few times were not really poised…but later I sort of perfected it. These days, I do it but not regularly. Most people now are content with a softly softly handshake. I used to not discriminate when I hand shake. Guy or girl, they will get the unmistakable Suresh Jeyaverasingam handshake. So much so that people associated a firm handshake with me one time. Remember, I started this because people including my relatives were not taking me seriously. Now it’s starting to change but I doubt its because of my handshake…I think it got to do more with my illustrious age. You see…according to people I’ve obtained the illustrious key of life…yeah…the mythical grandeur and so called significance of reaching 21 years of age.

When I was young, when ever I talk people sort of tune off. So I only talked when its necessary. And then people ask me why I’m quiet! Go Figure! But no, I’m not complaining because people are not listening to me. I’m actually glad it turned out that way because it allowed me to analyse people and their behaviour. NOt that I love doing personality analisis but when you’re not taken seriously..what do you do…well either you mope about it or you learn from it. I decided to do the latter. Quietness has its moments you know. Sometimes it is nice to just be alone even when you’re surrounded by people you know. And ofcourse sometimes, it’s frustrating not to be able to converse with people. Ah…BunnyWuny what you mentioned in one of your posts about trying to get closer with the ‘elites’ of the school is so true. I did try too at one time and yeah it was an exercise in futility. Perhaps they think that they’re too good for me well I like to think it this way…Perhaps those guys are not my ‘class’. Hey..If arrogance can be in them..why can’t it be in me. And I’ve found tons of worthy people to be friends with. Like the guy who may seem to be a misfit because of the way he dress or the way he goes against authority(I was a prefect that time) turned out to be a person worth knowing. He tells it the way it is and ofcourse sort of mellowed when he too got to know me better. Ahh…yeah some good moments did arise from my secondary school days although generally my experience in secondary school was not something I like.

Ohh and the post about the handshake. You can find it here. Very interesting piece but honestly I think that guy went over the top. Either its an American thing to exaggerate or he really has a ‘divine’ gift.

I was pretty shocked when I read this news: It’s basically about a Burmese python locked in a fatal embrace with an alligator. The result: Both of them died as the python unsuccessfully tried to swallow the alligator in whole while the alligator was trying to free itself.

Whoa…crazy stuff also happens in nature.

YAY!!!!…I received an invitation for wordpress…Yabadabadoooooooooooooooo

hehehehehe…I’m ecstatic. Let’s see what I can do with it. I’m going to maintain this blog so don’t run away. Come back and visit this blog. Once I’ve decided what to do with the wordpress blog, I’ll inform you distinguished visitors.

Yay!

I like the following quote.

Come now, gentlemen, do not be envious of the woman who looks you in the eye and snaps back when something is not right. I bet none of you can replace her.

source: NSt Online

We have to grudgingly accept the fact that Rafidah Aziz is probably the smartest minister in Pak Lah’s cabinet. Whether or not she has become arrogant……that’s another story. Oh btw…the writer who mentioned that was a schoolmate of Rafidah but don’t let the relationship of the writer steer your thought.