Still on 2005 Year in Review
Read the following post from Citizen Nades of the Sun.
T IS THE time when year-end reviews are done. Scouring our over hundreds of pages of documents, taking into account the performance of individuals and organisations, writers put pen to paper, describing the ups and downs of the year.
However, for change, it’s time to present awards to some outstanding feats, statements and actions by individuals and organisations which have made the headlines for all the wrong reasons.
So, here it goes:
Mission Impossible Award - (The Immigration Department)
According to figures on its website, (the page has since been removed) the department has left Singapore without a single habitant. The records show that 5,463,552 Singaporeans entered the country, but only 1,630,128 left the country. This means that 3,833,424 Singaporeans are somewhere the country, albeit staying illegally in Malaysia since 2003!
If the department’s statistics are anything to go by, 11,228,359 overseas visitors entered the country and only 5,438,251 left, leaving a grand total of 6,790,108 foreigners wandering aimlessly in Malaysia.
Ever wonder why Tourism Malaysia always reports an increase in tourist arrival year after? Is it using the same unreliable source for its data?
True Patriot Award - (The Malacca Water Board)
If only Information Minister Datuk Kadir Sheik Fadzir had the financial resources at his disposal, he need not be shouting himself hoarse by calling on Malaysians to show patriotism by raising the jalur gemilang on Merdeka Day
If he had followed the example set by the Board, he would have hit two birds with one stone - promoted domestic tourism as well.
How could it have been done?
The Board arranged a holiday trip to Langkawi for its staff who took part in the Merdeka Day march past. Taxpayers’ money was used to compensate people for showing “artificial” patriotism to the country.
If participants are being given incentives, we might as well reward people who raise the national flag in their homes.
So, if everyone who took part in the march past and everyone who had raised a flag had been rewarded, the whole country will be on the move! What a novel way to promote domestic tourism.
Best Talent Scout Award - (National Sports Council/Sports Ministry)
First they launched a million-ringgit campaign called Cari Champion to unearth hidden talent among the young. No one will take umbrage to that.
Then they brought in an Australian “expert” to tell us how we can excel in sports. Nothing wrong with that except that the expert told us nothing new; he told us what we already knew!
Then the picture got a bit murkier. Suddenly, an Australian turned up on our shores to be co-ordinator of the Asia.Com (Asian Games-Commonwealth Games) project.
Did our officials embark on a head-hunting expedition or was Damien Kelly recommended by an agent?
Nevertheless, while education minister Datuk Hishamuddin Hussein was screaming his head off on Malaysian Airlines proposal to hire a foreigner, Kelly’s appointment drew no flak.
He likened the appointment of a foreigner to the top position at MAS to allowing the country to be recolonised in a new manner.
What about a foreigner supposedly be calling the shots on our sports?
By the way, who’s Kelly? A coach? A sports psychologist? A sports administrator? No one knows and it is the ministry’s best kept secret.
But what does a co-ordinator do? Well, its quite simple - just co-ordinates! It’s a pity that among the 10 million Malaysian adults, there’s not a single one who can co-ordinate!
Speedy Gonzales Award - (The Anti-Corruption Agency (ACA)
In late July, this scribe wrote about corrupt practices in the operations of an illegal funeral parlour in Petaling Jaya. On the same day, the article was e-mailed to the ACA.
Despite three successive columns and two e-mails nothing materialised. An offers was made to surrender documents which would help bring wrong-doers to book. Zero response.
Then came the phone call from former Inspector General of Police, Tun Hanif Omar.
Unknown to anyone at that time, Haniff had a word with ACA director-general Datuk Zulkipli Mat Noor, himself a former police officer.
Almost a month later, the ACA office in Shah Alam was given photographs of the alleged corrupt practice. Nothing happened.
In October, after yet another article, two ACA officers recorded yet another statement.
Until today, almost six months after the first e-mail, the status of the case is unknown. Surprised?
You should not be because according to Zulikipli, only he has the ultimate power to decide if someone should be prosecuted for corruption.
So, where does it leave all of us? But the pace of investigations certainly deserves this award.
Sabar (Patience) Award - (Social Security Organisation (Socso)/Human Resources Ministry.)
Since 1996, Socso has been working with a computer system which was not integrated with other systems in operation.
And the Auditor General notes: “Even with internal audit and supervision committees, no one reviewed the system.”
So, for more than nine years, they all accepted a system which did not meet their requirements. They went about doing their jobs using a sub-standard system and no one raised an eyebrow.
For their patience and tolerance, these people really deserve the award.
Syok Sendiri Award - (The Selangor State Government)
First, it was said that the “fully developed state” status was accorded based on a “Swiss model” undertaken by the National Productivity Corporation (NPC) and two national universities.
The NPC did a survey, but the sample respondents and methodology appeared flawed. Answers were not forthcoming to some glaring untruths.
The prime minister said any state can declare itself as “fully developed”, but it has to show the kind of index or method that was used to support such a declaration.
When statistics provided by the NPC were challenged, the mentri besar did an about-turn by claiming it was a Do-It-Yourself Declaration.
Who got the thrills when the “developed state” status was proclaimed? A handful of contractors who supplied buntings, billboards, sovenris and banners laughed all the way to the bank. leaving the taxpayers to pay for the state government’s follies.
Parliamentary Foot in the Mouth Award (joint winners)
The minister in charge of parliamentary affairs, Datuk Nazri Aziz and the minister in the prime minister’s department, Datuk M. Kayveas.
The former for his outburst of the word “racist” (41 times) in a 15-minute tirade against the opposition bench.
The latter, on two occasions turned the August House into a zoo by referring to honourable members as “monkeys”.
But the second occasion was poignant because he sure gave the European Parliamentarians some assurance that some Malaysians do live on trees!
Mother all Phrases Award (joint winners)
Selangor Mentri Besar, Datuk Seri Dr Mohd Khir Toyo and deputy home affairs minister, Datuk Noh Omar
“Semuanya okay” This phrase will be etched in the minds of thousands of Malaysians forever.
The greenery surrounding the Bukit Ceraka Agricultural Park had been raped; the hills had been destroyed and it prompted the prime minister to take a helicopter ride to see the destruction for himself.
After meeting the PM, Khir made that historical announcement: semuanya okay, not withstanding the fact that the land had been cleared illegally.
Subsequently four organisations were charged for illegal clearing. The Selangor Economic Development Corporation (PKNS), an arm of the state government, pleaded guilty to illegal clearing and was fined RM330,000. No individual took responsibility for the carnage on mother nature.
The officers who defied the law and used taxpayers’ money to pay the fines are still there - all because semuanya okay.
Noh’s “foreigners can go back” statement resulted in the biggest disaster caused by an individual on a public relations exercise undertaken by the government.
While his boss, the minister was placating officials in China, Noh timed his statement to near-perfection. His ticking off by the prime minister may have dome some damage control, but till the end, Noh remained defiant saying that “if the media had misinterpreted my comments, a apologise”.
He did no one any favours with the subsequent remarks either; it only aggravated the situation.
Two deserving winners indeed.
* Happy New Year and have a great weekend.
