January 27, 2006
- Suresh Jeyaverasingam is the world’s largest rodent!
- Suresh Jeyaverasingam can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
- In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Suresh Jeyaverasingam.
- You can tell if Suresh Jeyaverasingam has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.
- If you blow out all the candles on Suresh Jeyaverasingam with one breath, your wish will come true.
- During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Suresh Jeyaverasingam had to pay a special Suresh Jeyaverasingam tax.
- The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Suresh Jeyaverasingam.
- If you drop Suresh Jeyaverasingam from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
- If you put a drop of liquor on Suresh Jeyaverasingam, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
- Suresh Jeyaverasingam has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
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