Musings of Suresh “Great Baron” Jeyaverasingam

February 27, 2006

humour

Filed under: Humour

Something I received from my e-mail. Hope all of you find it enjoyable as I did.

Something to brighten up your day………

It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter in law
arrives in the family, everything changes. Some daughters in law are well
trained and well mannered. They don’t come to change the family but they
are here to…………

The new wife was being welcomed at the husband’s home in a traditional
manner. As expected she gave a speech:

My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me into my new home and family”,
she said “Firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to
change your way of life or your routine. No, I will never do that, never
in a million years”.

“What do you mean my child?” Asked the father in law.

“What I mean dad is (looking at her father in law):

Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn’t stop at my account, and Those who used to Clean
should continue cleaning”.

“Then what are you here for?” Asked the mother in law.

“As for me, my job is to only entertain your son!”

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