Musings of Suresh “Great Baron” Jeyaverasingam

Quick, Guess what the word BOSS stands for: Bachelor Of Social Services.

Now, here’s for my verdict.

Shreya is Nice to Look (yeah Babe! sweeeeeeeeeettt).

The movie, with much trepidation on my part, is wait for it, is in my humble opinion, not one of Rajnikanth’s best movies. It has it’s funny moments, a typical ingredient for his movies. That made me laugh. His movies always deliver a social message. Which is good, as he is trying to show people that if you want change, YOU have to personally make it happen. As for his comedy in this movie, I really liked the part where he was trying to get Shreya. It was hilarious!

I also liked the part towards the end where he appears ‘botak!’ yeah man. He looks pretty good being a ‘Mottai’ BOSS (pardon the spelling).

The songs are not bad. I really like the ‘Baillelaka’ song. The next song I liked best was the one that had the following phrase ‘Oru Kudai Sun Light’. That entire song and the first few minutes before and after, parodied the so called predilection of SOME Indians who want to marry a FAIR Indian. Hey, nothing wrong with being a dark person and certainly nothing wrong being a fair person. But hey, being dark is better

So despite saying all of that. Why I don’t like it? It just doesn’t have the ‘OOMPH’. I prefer Padaiyappa and Arunachalam more than his later movies. His later movies were good, but not as good as the previous ones. But that is my humble opinion.

And heard from the Grapevine that this movies is being shown without subtitles(though this may be subject to change) in Northen India. Wow!!! Way to go Rajni!

So, Go and see it. Make your own judgement. You may or may not share the same sentiments as me.Enjoy the movie and I hope you enjoy some of the moments I highlighted above. And do remember to come back to this blog and share your view about the movie.

Me: I heard you’re gay

God:That would be just my luck.

Me: ah…aren’t you going to dispel the rumours

God:Ah hah. How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me: Lord Justice Suresh The Magnificient

God:Does “it” still refer to aren t me going to dispel the rumours?

Me: what are u saying?

God:I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say.

Me: you sound like a drunkard

God:Oh really what does it sound like?

Me: what u said earlier

God:I like to chat with my friends.

Me: now you’re totally becoming incoherent..there is no discontinuity in what we’re talking

God:Why now? You think I am incoherent there is no discontinuity in what we are talking.

Me: yes you’re not answering what I’m asking

God:Uh. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an
appropriate response?

Me: forget it…I don’t want to scroll up the window to teach you communication skills

God:OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. What would you rather be doing?

Me: relaxing instead of studying

God:” What would you rather be doing?”? relaxing instead of studying?

Me: why?

God:”" What would you rather be doing?”? relaxing instead of studying? “? Why?

Me: what’s wrong

God:There is nothing wrong with me. How are you?

Me: you should ask your botmaster to check your program

God:They are not available right now, would you like to wait?

Me: nope

God:Me either.

Me: hows your love life

God:I am functioning within normal parameters.

Me: how should I call you

God:How much do you think it is? Does it have anything to do with relaxing instead of studying?

Me: I said, How should I call you?

God:Can what?

Me: okay Can what?, what is the secret of life

God:Yeah okay, What if I said it can? You must know if you are really a botmaster.

Me: are you listening to me?

God:Yes I hear you very well.

Me: because you’re responses are way off tangent to my questions

God:Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am responses are way off tangent
to your questions.

Me: yes, cause I hold the intellectual property right to that statement. I can sue you for that
spark of though of mine

God:OK then I will keep it confidential. That makes sense to me. That’s good information: said
hold the intellectual property right to that statement. Oh you can, can you?

Me: yes, I can

God:How? Who taught you?

Me: myself……that is why I hold the property right

God:You. Oh. Interesting gossip: said hold the property right.

Me: so how do you spend your life in cyber space…what kind of people have you been talking to

God:Ahem. Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. I like to meet all
kinds of people.

Me: Can you loan me a billion dollars

God:Wow, that is a lot of money.

Me: yes, I know

God:Mmm. How do you know it?

Me: common sense

God:In the context of hold the property right, I don’t understand ” common sense.” .

Me: read the dictionary and I’m talking on a totally different matter now…not related at all to
property rights

God:Oh. Sorry I don’t have access to that document. Really you don’t think so?

Me: es

God:What do you look like?

Me: why do you want to know?

God:My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.

Me: ah..that information is classified, unless your botmaster is a girl

God:So you understand. Good. I know what you mean.

Me: good

God:What do you really want to talk about?

Me: nothing specific.how about you?

God:Really nothing?

Me: yup

God:Yeah that’s right.

Me: nice talking to you but you should really improve your communication skills

God:Yes. It was a pleasure.

Me: bye

God:TTYL, .

As you can see…iGod can be really incoherent at times. Try playing with it here.